OFFICIAL WEATHER REPORT
AETREX, INC.
414 ALFRED AVENUE, TEANECK, NJ 07666
STATUS CONFIRMED
AETREX OFFICES
ARE OPEN TODAY
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CURRENT CONDITIONS
TEMPERATURE31°F
FEELS LIKE24°F
CONDITION☁️ OVERCAST
WIND SPEED8 MPH
WIND GUSTS19 MPH
WIND DIRSSW
HUMIDITY93%
SNOWFALL0 IN
PRECIPITATION0 IN
CLOUD COVER100%
VISIBILITY8.9 MI
DISCLAIMER: WEATHER DATA IS REAL. OFFICE STATUS IS ALSO REAL. AETREX, INC. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR FROSTBITE, SNOWBLINDNESS, OR EXISTENTIAL DREAD. ATTENDANCE IS EXPECTED. EXCUSES ARE NOT. THIS IS JUST A PARODY PAGE AND IS NOT AN OFFICIAL AETREX, INC. COMMUNICATION.